I finished the first of my Knucks yesterday, including the finishing. I managed to do the joining row on a particularly bumpy stretch of I-35, and got most of the way through the thumb gusset before darkness forced me to abandon it. I did the cuff when I got home -- I used the oblique rib from Knitting on the Edge (in honor of all the naked oblique muscles I saw yesterday, not that the pattern has any relevance beyond the name). It's loose on my tiny wrists, but I knew it would be and decided to go ahead with it anyway.
We're going to a friend's birthday party at a local topless joint tonight. What's the etiquette regarding knitting in strip clubs?
2 comments:
Hm, I'm gonna wager that the only rule is not to stab the strippers with your needles. Scars on females are unsexy. lol
Hey, we knit in bars, movie theaters and everywhere else, why not a strip club?
Jump the needle size down on the cuffs, tightens em right up!
I'm almost done with mine, and just found that my stupid dog chewed up one of my Crystal Palace needles.
Mother...
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